As we're sitting around the kitchen table, The Boy asks me
Mom, remember when I was pregnant?
Me and The Teenager turn and look at each other with surprise
Are we gonna have another Benjamin Button story?
I think he can tell we're a bit confused, so he proceeds to explain...
Then I just popped out!
To which The Teenager replies, Mom was pregnant with you!
He rolls his eyes, looks at her like she's crazy and says with confidence...
No she was outside her belly.
I was inside.
I was pregnant.