Thursday, September 24, 2009

Pregnancy explained

As we're sitting around the kitchen table, The Boy asks me

Mom, remember when I was pregnant?

Me and The Teenager turn and look at each other with surprise
Are we gonna have another Benjamin Button story?

I think he can tell we're a bit confused, so he proceeds to explain...

Then I just popped out!

To which The Teenager replies, Mom was pregnant with you!

He rolls his eyes, looks at her like she's crazy and says with confidence...

No she was outside her belly.
I was inside.
I was pregnant.

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10 comments:

MOMSWEB said...

LOL! You should send some of these to Readers Digest.

kimberly said...

awesome.

Makk said...
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Makk said...

hi

LOllzzzz

gr88888888888888!!!

So finally who was pregnant?

:)

mommaruth said...

He's got it all figured out!

Kathryn said...

So cute! You can't make up the things kids say! Thanks for the follow.

Gloria said...

OMG. . . out of the mouth of babes . . the boy's a GENIUS. . . no kidding! Am I glad I found this blog . . love it!!

Gloria said...

. . . and thanks for leaving such a nice comment on my blog!

Grand Pooba said...

Oh my god, never a dull moment!

I guess that means I was pregnant too, even though I have no children!

Shari@aPsychMommy said...

I love his logic :)

Follow along through the fun and agony as we try to figure out how to raise two completely opposite teenagers- Teen 1, the fiesty yet inquisitive one, Teen 2 quiet but wise-cracking and our ball full of energy known as The Boy. It aint always pretty, but we’ll sure try to make the best of it!
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