aka Street Bike
aka Crotch Rocket
I must admit, I think it's pretty hot.
And I wanna be a Biker Babe
I wanna be this hot girl
In the tight jeans
And gorgeous boots
With a jacket that fits in all the right places
with all her long flowing hair
Shaking and falling
P E R F E C T…
This past Valentines Day,
I asked him to take me on a ride
So I could be that
Hot Biker Babe
The reality of it was
I don’t have a cute jacket
So I had to wear one of his jackets
Instead of being tight in all the right places
It’s big and bulky
Which only means it’s
REALLY HOT (literally)
Then I have to wear his gloves
So now I have man hands to top it off.
I put on my helmet
And I think…
I’m g o n n a pass out….
I am wearing some cute jeans
But the whole time I'm worried
My butt crack was on display
Whenever we would stop at a red light
I would look over and see people looking at us
And all I could think about was
My butt is hanging out!
Oh and before I forget to mention this...
I’ll tell you that my head bumps into hubby’s
everytime we stop or accelerate
This is so not the picture I had in mind.
When I take off my helmet,
I feel like I’ve got helmet hair.
Oh well, at least I've got a cute helmet!
We rode to have breakfast by the marina
Then cruised along the beach
On the way home,
I learned how not to bump heads.
And how to hold on tight and lean with him.
After all the stress and unsexyness- it was fun.
But next time I wanna be the Biker Babe.
Which lead me to my search-
I found Levi’s Skinny Jeans for Curvy girls.
These things are amazing!
If you have a larger derriere
And thicker thighs…
Say built like Beyonce
These jeans are for you.
And I found my own jacket
No more manly build
This sweet jacket was marked down from $149.99
To only $49.99
There's no more though,sorry!
Although I would to have one of these sexy things...
This beauty is $239.50,
Now if I only I can find some new boots!