Next time the nail lady is insulting your facial hair...
DO NOT give in!!
Rash 'stache is not HOT!
And it's certainly not any cuter than rockin' the natural look.
As I'm sitting there trying to relax and get my massage on
(because now you can't just get a regular chair pedicure)
he keeps looking at me and asking, do you do yo' own eyebrow?
Yes, I say, very proudly.
Oooohh, let me fix it!
I fix it real nice
it don't hurt
Well the endorphines must've kicked in after getting that back massage (from the chair)
and getting suckered into the extra $5 for extra scrub and massage on foot and leg
So I was scurried into the "waxing room"
I fix for you!
Look now, as she hands me the mirror after doing one brow
look before and after
I do better job, right?!
Well the lighting is bad, my eyebrows hurt,
ummm...yeah, you do better job! (i had to admit)
Then she proceeds to touch my upper lip
I clean up for you.
Ugghhh...yeah, I know I've been seeing that in the mirror lately, ok you fix
O U C H!!!!!!!!
Now here it is 4 days later
and I have rash 'stache