Monday, June 7, 2010

Motherloaded

Twas a weekend full of mother loads…

Friday I received this amazing bathing suit
And when I tried it on, I wanted to keep it on for the rest of the summer!
It is absolutely THE Cutest
More importantly
Most Well fitted (is that even grammatically correct?) bathing suit I’ve ever had!
And I’m in love with it!
I feel like I hit the motherload!
Can’t wait for Laughlin Baby

In celebration of Friday night,
Yes Friday nights should be celebrated
just for being themselves
We went to Claim Jumper for dinner
We had a gift card for a free Motherload slice of cake.
Now when you are in the mood for some serious choclate cake
This is where you go
The Motherload is 6,
Yes count em up,
6 layers of chocolate cake
Covered in chocolate frosting
With chocolate chips perfectly placed throughout
mmmm… motherload
except now, I may have a problem fitting in my perfect bathing suit?!!
Uh oh

Then precisely at 5:14am on Sat. morning
Uh huh, 5:14AM on Saturday morning
My cell phone is ringing
Well first I thought hubby forget to turn off his alarm.
I woke up,
Shot him a dirty look as he slept,
Had a few irritating thoughts run through my head,
rubbed his head gently and politely told him,
Your ALARM!
However after he jumped up out of bed,
And I listened in a little closer,
I realized that it was my phone ringing.
He comes back in the room waving my phone.
It’s YOUR phone!
Oh, uh, sorry!
By then I had a voicemail notification
It must be something critical for someone to leave a voicemail at 5:14AM on Saturday
Well nothing had me prepared for this…
The MOTHERLOAD
Aka Grandma calling from the Philippines
And she’s coming home!
My home
On Friday
She’ll be back
24-7 in our face!!!
Lord, give me the patience!

Hubby had planned to take me for a ride Sat morning!
I was so excited
And definetly needed to feel some exhilaration after the news
that ruined my sleep on Saturday!

So Hubs and I are up and getting ready and at 6:15am on Saturday morning
He says, well you better wake up Teen 2!
She’s got some cleaning to do!
What do you mean, I ask. It’s 6:15 Saturday morning!
We got toilet papered!
I open up my door to see this!
Well not exactly this cause it’s not my house
But it looked like this
A motherload of toilet paper on the lawn
The tree,
Stuffed in the birdhouse hole,
Draped over the cars,
The basketball court
E V E R Y W H E R E
Apparently nowadays, toilet papering your friends
(not your foes) is the thing these youngsters do.
Teen 2’s “friend” had a bday party, she opted not to go
so her “friend” decided to bring the party to her!
Not only was there toilet paper,
But Happy Birthday Streamers
And 2 cupcakes smeared in the driveway!
Thanks “friend” and “friend’s” mom
Come a little closer so I can smear a little cupcake in your face next time!

By 7:15 on Saturday morning
I was working on my biker babe status again.
I was sportin this sweet new jacket
And he took me on the freeway this time!
I thought I was doing great,
Holdin on,
Leaning with him as we made the turns
But when we got to breakfast
He let me know I was being a Motherload!
Apparently I’m still to scared and a bit resistant on the turns!
You can’t blame me though…
one time I flipped us over on a Sea-Do,
I have a little problem with this thing you call…
Grace…
She’s pretty non existent in my life.
So I’m still a little scared!!
Thanks for trying though Babe!

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3 comments:

Michelle @ Flying Giggles said...

That suit is cute. You are going to have fun in Laughlin! We are thinking about going soon, but we need a little break before we leave town again.

Cute jacket!

MOMSWEB said...

Did you say Claim Jumper? I used to LOVE that place AND the chocolate cake. We don't have one here, and it's probably a good thing. The best food! Love the bathing suit also. We have a pool and I don't even own a bathing suit. Pretty pitiful huh?
I hope your week is a little more relaxing than your weekend.

ris said...

TPing was our most FAV past time in rural Vermont when I was a teenager... we got pretty creative too, so if they ONLY TP, consider yourself lucky :)

Follow along through the fun and agony as we try to figure out how to raise two completely opposite teenagers- Teen 1, the fiesty yet inquisitive one, Teen 2 quiet but wise-cracking and our ball full of energy known as The Boy. It aint always pretty, but we’ll sure try to make the best of it!
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