The Boy says to me as he walks into the kitchen.
You better watch out, he continues,
for Chase, he makes in love with girls.
I’m standing over the stove looking at my little guy walk past me.
What Son, I ask.
He snatches a banana off of the counter,
turns around and as he’s walking out of the room I hear
Chase, he makes in love with girls Mom.
He has 3 girlfriends…Brooke, Ashley, and his voice drifts off as he enters the living room.
He casually walks back in the kitchen and asks
Mom, you don’t want to be his girlfriend do you?
Do you want to marry him?
He makes in love with girls,
And then the final warning complete with eye roll…
You better watch out Mom!