I hate it when Monday…

I hate it when I fall asleep and I wake up an hour later,
but it feels like it’s been 5 hours,
I look over at the clock…
Relief…
12:00
Still have more sleepy time…

I hate it when I woke up once
then I wake up again 3 hours later,
but it feels like it’s been 5 hours again,
Look over at the clock
3am…
Oh no, accordingly to Paranormal State-
That’s Dead time!
The time when paranormal activity is at it's peak.
I hate it when I wake up every night at “dead time”

I hate it when I wake up in the middle of the night
and it’s dead time
but I have to go to the bathroom
and I accidently look in the mirror
while I’m washing my hands…
(Who remembers playing Bloody Mary as a kid?!)
Oh no, look away, quickly…

I hate it when I wake up in the middle of the night
at dead time
go to the bathroom
accidently look in the mirror
crawl back into bed
but I can’t go back to sleep cause I swear there’s something in those shadows…

I hate it when I’ve woken up in the middle of the night
after I’ve been woken up at midnight,
and again at dead time,
and again cause The Boy has crawled into my bed
and he’s snoring like there’s cooing pigeons in my bed
4am…

I hate it when the sound of the alarm clock goes off at 5:45
after I’ve woken up at midnight,
then at dead time,
then with the cooing pigeons at 4am,
and now it’s time to make sure I hear the sounds of The Girls and Hubby getting up
but Hubby’s already up
and The Girls aren’t even there
snooze...

I hate it when the alarm goes off
and it’s 6am
but I feel like I haven't slept at all…

Happy Monday!