Motherloaded

Twas a weekend full of mother loads…

Friday I received this amazing bathing suit
And when I tried it on, I wanted to keep it on for the rest of the summer!
It is absolutely THE Cutest
More importantly
Most Well fitted (is that even grammatically correct?) bathing suit I’ve ever had!
And I’m in love with it!
I feel like I hit the motherload!
Can’t wait for Laughlin Baby

In celebration of Friday night,
Yes Friday nights should be celebrated
just for being themselves
We went to Claim Jumper for dinner
We had a gift card for a free Motherload slice of cake.
Now when you are in the mood for some serious choclate cake
This is where you go
The Motherload is 6,
Yes count em up,
6 layers of chocolate cake
Covered in chocolate frosting
With chocolate chips perfectly placed throughout
mmmm… motherload
except now, I may have a problem fitting in my perfect bathing suit?!!
Uh oh

Then precisely at 5:14am on Sat. morning
Uh huh, 5:14AM on Saturday morning
My cell phone is ringing
Well first I thought hubby forget to turn off his alarm.
I woke up,
Shot him a dirty look as he slept,
Had a few irritating thoughts run through my head,
rubbed his head gently and politely told him,
Your ALARM!
However after he jumped up out of bed,
And I listened in a little closer,
I realized that it was my phone ringing.
He comes back in the room waving my phone.
It’s YOUR phone!
Oh, uh, sorry!
By then I had a voicemail notification
It must be something critical for someone to leave a voicemail at 5:14AM on Saturday
Well nothing had me prepared for this…
The MOTHERLOAD
Aka Grandma calling from the Philippines
And she’s coming home!
My home
On Friday
She’ll be back
24-7 in our face!!!
Lord, give me the patience!

Hubby had planned to take me for a ride Sat morning!
I was so excited
And definetly needed to feel some exhilaration after the news
that ruined my sleep on Saturday!

So Hubs and I are up and getting ready and at 6:15am on Saturday morning
He says, well you better wake up Teen 2!
She’s got some cleaning to do!
What do you mean, I ask. It’s 6:15 Saturday morning!
We got toilet papered!
I open up my door to see this!
Well not exactly this cause it’s not my house
But it looked like this
A motherload of toilet paper on the lawn
The tree,
Stuffed in the birdhouse hole,
Draped over the cars,
The basketball court
E V E R Y W H E R E
Apparently nowadays, toilet papering your friends
(not your foes) is the thing these youngsters do.
Teen 2’s “friend” had a bday party, she opted not to go
so her “friend” decided to bring the party to her!
Not only was there toilet paper,
But Happy Birthday Streamers
And 2 cupcakes smeared in the driveway!
Thanks “friend” and “friend’s” mom
Come a little closer so I can smear a little cupcake in your face next time!

By 7:15 on Saturday morning
I was working on my biker babe status again.
I was sportin this sweet new jacket
And he took me on the freeway this time!
I thought I was doing great,
Holdin on,
Leaning with him as we made the turns
But when we got to breakfast
He let me know I was being a Motherload!
Apparently I’m still to scared and a bit resistant on the turns!
You can’t blame me though…
one time I flipped us over on a Sea-Do,
I have a little problem with this thing you call…
Grace…
She’s pretty non existent in my life.
So I’m still a little scared!!
Thanks for trying though Babe!

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Tuesday’s ramblings…

Remember that Biker Babe jacket I told you about…
Well it showed delivered on Friday afternoon.
I got home and searched everywhere…
It was nowhere to be found…
And is still nowhere to be found…

Wanna know what else…
It was the last one in stock!

Boo!!

Guess that means when we get our money back, I get to go on a new search…
Yeeahhh!!
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Where does The Boy get all this energy from.
Boys are so different from girls.
I had no idea!
Noone warned me!
With the girls, they would sit quietly in their room and play dolls
Watch Barney and dance along
But The Boy, he jumps on and off of every piece of furniture
Wants to ride, skate, skooter,
Do wheelies, pretend the curbs are ramps
Play basketball, football,
Hot potato
This weekend he wanted to help me clean
So I let him spray some Fabreeze in his room while I finished the vacuuming that he started
I gave him a nearly full bottle (my first mistake)
He handed me back a bottle that was only ¼ full.
When Hubby and I headed for his room,
he told us “Be careful, it’s slippery in there!”
scary part is his room is carpet!!
Yep, it still smells pretty fresh 3 days later!
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Teen 2 and I got up early to make a Forever 21 grand opening sale.
They were handing out free giftcards and a coupon to be used.
Too bad the directions only put us in the middle of the city.
A city that I’m not familiar with at all!
Since it’s a new store, it’s not in my GPS
Needless to say by the time we got there, the giftcards were gone!
However, we had the coupon and got some really cute things!
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Summertime is around the corner!
Can’t wait for our Laughlin trip!!
There's NOTHING to do out there
but hang out by the pool
or the beach and lounge
and I love it
Forced relaxation
Whooohooo!!
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Teen 1 is applying for jobs around the city.
It scares me…
Just registered The Boy for kindergarten
They’re getting older….
Uggghhhh….

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25 Random Thoughts

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
3. There is a great need for sarcasm font.
4. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
7. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
8. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
9. Was learning to write in cursive really necessary?
10. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
11. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.. Stay strong, brothers & sisters !
13. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
14. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
15. Bad decisions make good stories.
16. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.
17. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
18. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
19. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? D@mnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
20. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
21. It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.
22. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time...
24. It really ticks me off when I want to read a story on CNNcom and the link takes me to a video instead of text.
25. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay..

SMILE ---- it makes people wonder.......

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