She cut his hair!
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This past Valentines Day,
I asked him to take me on a ride
So I could be that
Hot Biker Babe
However-
The reality of it was
I don’t have a cute jacket
So I had to wear one of his jackets
Uggh…men’s cut
Instead of being tight in all the right places
It’s big and bulky
It’s leather,
Which only means it’s
REALLY HOT (literally)
Then I have to wear his gloves
So now I have man hands to top it off.
I put on my helmet
And I think…
I’m g o n n a pass out….
I am wearing some cute jeans
But the whole time I'm worried
My butt crack was on display
Whenever we would stop at a red light
I would look over and see people looking at us
And all I could think about was
My butt is hanging out!
Oh and before I forget to mention this...
I’ll tell you that my head bumps into hubby’s
everytime we stop or accelerate
CLANK!
This is so not the picture I had in mind.
When I take off my helmet,
I feel like I’ve got helmet hair.
Oh well, at least I've got a cute helmet!
We rode to have breakfast by the marina
Then cruised along the beach
On the way home,
I learned how not to bump heads.
And how to hold on tight and lean with him.
After all the stress and unsexyness- it was fun.
But next time I wanna be the Biker Babe.
Which lead me to my search-
I found Levi’s Skinny Jeans for Curvy girls.
These things are amazing!
If you have a larger derriere
And thicker thighs…
Say built like Beyonce
(wink wink)
These jeans are for you.
And I found my own jacket
No more manly build
This sweet jacket was marked down from $149.99
To only $49.99
At http://www.motorcyclesuperstore.com/
There's no more though,sorry!
Although I would to have one of these sexy things...
This beauty is $239.50,
I just couldn't bring myself to pay that much for something I'd hardly wear.
This sexy curvy thing might need to get a savings started for $157.99
Now if I only I can find some new boots!
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then melt the chocolate into lava
and whip in the mayonaise
next pour in the chocolately cake batter
then crack the eggs
but don't get caught with your fingers in the batter...
fill thy metal tins with this chocolately goodness
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I text hubby…I think she’s embarrassed of me!
The Boy wants to get in the water
So we tiptoe in
It’s freezing, oh yeah, it’s only April
He teases the waves as he runs back and forth with the water
The girls meet up with their boy friends
And head back to “their” spot
I turn around and look back every so often to watch them from the distance
And just giggle to myself that she’s at that age
That stage where everything about your parents is so embarrassing
Eventually she comes over with her friends
And they take The Boy into their little click
They bring him into the water
They jump with him
Swing him around
I stand in the distance with my camera
To forever capture these moments
Eventually I get to move in closer
The Boy is now one of their friends.
Here’s proof, he got to tattoo one of her friends
About just how cool he is!
They play football,
Go back in the water,
Boys boogie board
The girls tan
We stay and play for about 3 ½ hours
I'm able to convince them to take a group shot before we leave.
We get home and the girls ask if they can go to a bonfire at a friends.
They begin the routine again,
The hair,
The make up,
The outfits
By 7:40 Teen 1 and Teen 2 leave together
The Boy and I sit at the kitchen table
And watch as 5 teenage girls rush out of the house
They wave good bye
He turns to me and ask for a 2nd serving of Salmon
And an apple for his side.
I sigh…
And am thankful
Today was a good day.
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Sometimes you just have to thrown down the bike
It's a good thing he just got a new hat!
